Player Biographies
Current Team
Connor Fee
San Francisco, CA
(16 - 8 - 1)
Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present to you, the Right Honorable Connor Fee, Lord of Summit County, Utah. Connor Fee - the myth, the man, the legend! A man dedicated to the craft of finding the bottom of his swing arc, committed to the pursuit of the perfect grind and loft of a lob wedge, driven to do a full range session before every round. His pursuit of G-Cup glory is unending and within the aura of his presence may we yearn to be seen as “serious people”. Some say he wears his Bandon Dunes bucket hat to formal gatherings to establish dominance. Lord, founder and now host on his home turf; a force to be reckoned with. History awaits - there can be only one!
Colin Davy
Chicago, IL
(4 - 4 - 1)
What can be said about Colin that hasn’t all been said before? He’s G-Cup’s Most Interesting Man. He achieved a lifelong dream this year of catching a Cubs home run ball at Wrigley Field, and to top it off, he made a little boy’s day by giving the ball to him after epically trolling White Sox fans on national tv. He’s the anti-Steve Bartman.
Did he gently "nudge" that little boy out of the way to catch the ball? That’s neither here nor there. The point is, Colin is churning out hits faster than DJ Khaled (ANOTHER ONE). Moving back to a city he loves, finding the only lady in America who gets hot and bothered from a good Jeopardy clue…the only thing left for Colin to do this year is to go 3-0 and be voted G-Cup MVP. If Colin could tell you anything, he’d want to leave you with the three words he’s lived by since the last G-Cup in Park City….Happy. Sexy. Strong.
Paul Fung
San Francisco, CA
(10 - 4 - 1)
Paul "The Moyer Whisperer" Fung returns to the 2023 G-Cup looking to win some points on the golf course and find bachelorette parties on Main Street. The smooth-swinging little bro has only posted 2 scores since June with a 14-stroke variance between the two…. Can somebody say BAGGGER!
Paul has decided to move away from his faithful EVNROLL putter for reasons that still remain unknown. It’ll be interesting to see how his putting holds up when he’s trying to trust a new weapon and the old “it breaks away from the mountain” adage that has befuddled Utah golfers since Joseph Smith pushed his golf bag across the country. Check the facts, that really happened.
Paul was nice enough to take some time out of his busy summer wedding schedule to help plan this G Cup. He’s done a great job organizing the courses and the games that we will play. So if you feel like you got an unfair matchup or that the course didn’t suit your game, file all complaints with little bro Paul Fung.
Richard Hewitt
San Francisco, CA
(0 - 0 - 0)
Richard is going to tell you at least three times how old he is. He's going to remind you again and again that he's the oldest man at the G-Cup. No one is sure if he's doing it because he's proud of being 10 years older than you and still kicking your ass or if he's secretly self-conscious about going on a trip where he feels he's going to be an old fogie. Little does he know that Derr is 30 going on 60 and has been for the last 10 years.
The first time anyone in this group played with Richard he claimed to be a 22 handicap and promptly shot two over on the front of a clourse with a slope of 128. There are sandbaggers and then there are SANDBAGGERS. Richard, who played most of his early life in England, claimed he had just started playing again and recently started keeping a handicap. Now he's down to a 12 and even that might be too high.
He's going to hit some bad shots, he's going to feel guilty about it, and eventually he'll recover. But amazingly, he keeps his cool throughout. Maybe its running finance teams for dipshit founders, maybe its his naturally even keeled temperment, maybe its the fact that he's already put children through college. Either way this guy is calm under pressure and is not going to be phased by your antics.
His best feature though is that he's never turned down a cold pint after a round and refuses to eat a meal without french fries. What more could you ask for?
Alex Levy
New York, NY
(4 - 9 - 2)
Levy returns after a year hiatus for the birth of his second child. We're not saying it was a good excuse to miss a G-Cup but it was an excuse. Some say he just didn't want to suffer through another brutal Nobles loss.
With a family at home he's ... what's that ... He still doesn't have flights purchased? and it's 24 hours away? And he's piss drunk leaving hilarious messages on Davis's phone? You think he won't make it? I wouldn't take that bet... cost some of us a tidy sum several times. Planning? Nah! Logistics? Nah! Levy has a magical ability to be where he needs to be when he needs to be there even if you think he's dead.
One of only two players this year to have played in the inaugural G-Cup, Levy is frankly confused and annoyed by all these new golfers. He liked it better when things were simple and he and Chip could accuse Connor of cheating with no one else to back him up. Staying in nice houses? Screw that! Levy remembers shitty hotel rooms and having to clear out an entire floor after Chip used the bathroom. Fancy bars and restaurants? Screw that! Levy remembers hanging out in the hotel parking lot getting drunks. Those were the good old days.
His game isn't what it used to be. His waist isn't what it used to be. His jokes never were that funny anyway. But he's here - year after year making sure that the G-Cup keeps its history and its pride and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Andrew Moyer
San Francisco, CA
(11 - 3 - 1)
When God created Moyer, he was doing molly with a stripper ‘who totally was into him’ while eating a whole pizza rolled up like a burrito. And on the 8th day, Moyer was born.
Moyer is 100% of who he is 100% of the time. And when that man gets his tank topped off with premium fruit--flavored canned booze, sure, he says/does things that make us all a little uncomfortable. But alas, comrades in golf and in life, this is a feature, not a bug.
Which of these Moyerisms is true?
Moyer sold a domain for 6 figures.
Moyer is a published author on the art of cunnilingus.
Moyer is a reliable flop from a tight lie (when a much easier, conventional chip shot is absolutely the correct play)
If you didn’t say all 3, you’re a cynical son of a bitch.
So while the rest of us pump the brakes on our impulses of life like chumps, Moyer stops for no man, woman, or beast. Whether it's saying the off-color remark, having that 12th on course white claw, or DMing Paige Spiranac, Moyer slows for no urge. And we should all be thankful for it.