The 2023 Gentlemen's Cup
UNREST IN THE UINTAS
Park City, Utah
September 13 - 16
Nobles (7) def. Lords (5)
Welcome to the recap of G-Cup 2023, where the greens of Soldier Hollow and Wasatch Lake set the stage for a golfing showdown that was anything but ordinary. This year, the Lords and Nobles didn't just play golf; they lived it, with every drive, putt, and, yes, even the occasional club toss, telling a story of friendly rivalry and unforgettable moments.
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The event was a perfect mix of intense competition and light-hearted fun. From Moyer's epic birdie putts to Fung's "David vs. Goliath" quip, the matches were filled with memorable shots and one-liners that will be recounted for years. The camaraderie was palpable, with every player bringing their A-game, not just in skill but in spirit, making each round more than just a game.
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Whether it was the dramatic comebacks, the unexpected assists from the course's flora, or the post-round chipping contests, the G-Cup 2023 was a testament to what makes this event special: great golf, great company, and a great time. Here's to the shots that made us cheer, the putts that made us groan, and the laughs that made this year's G-Cup one for the books.
Sep 14, 2022 - Two-Man Scramble
Soldier Hollow Golf Course - Gold
(1 point per match)
Score at the end of Day 1: Lords 2 - Nobles 1
As dawn broke over Soldier Hollow, the stage was set for another epic chapter in G-Cup history. The teams, looking sharper than a brand new set of irons, strutted onto the course, their shirts screaming, "We came to play... and slay."
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Match 1: Connor Fee & Paul Fung vs. Chris Derr & Alex Locke
Alex "Ramming Speed" Locke was in beast mode, driving like he was on the Autobahn and putting with the audacity of a man who's never heard of brakes. Meanwhile, Connor and Paul, while driving with the synchronicity of a well-choreographed dance, seemed to have a vendetta against the hole, avoiding it with their putts at all costs. Chris Derr, perhaps saving the best for last, found his putting mojo on the 18th, sinking a birdie from off the green. This clutch play handed the Nobles their sole point of the day, much to the Lords' chagrin.
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Match 2: Andrew Moyer & Alex Levy vs. Dan Wright & Jon Cifuentes
Andrew "Mushroom Maestro" Moyer had a revelation on the course: the antidote to the Moyer Smash? A microdose of mushrooms. Revolutionary? Absolutely. Effective? Time would tell. Jon Cifuentes, meanwhile, was launching drives that seemed to have their own zip code, leaving everyone, especially Moyer, in the dust. Dan "Drano" Wright was sinking putts left and right, his shouts echoing across the course. The Lords, represented by Moyer and Levy, showcased their dominance, wrapping up the match on the 16th with a comfortable 3 and 2 finish.
Match 3: Richard Hewitt & Colin Davy vs. Brannon Santos & Jeff Walton
Colin "Wedge Whisperer" Davy was weaving magic with his wedge, while both teams showcased their long-range putting prowess. As the sun dipped below the horizon, the scoreboard told a tale of Lords' dominance, leading the Nobles 2-1.
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And Mark? Ever the man of mystery, he swanned in fashionably late, greeted like golfing royalty. Whispers abounded of a 7:30AM tune-up round. Oh, Mark, you enigma.
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As the golfers retreated for the evening, tales of the day's heroics, misadventures, and Mark's ever-entertaining escapades filled the air. The G-Cup 2023 was off to a roaring start, and if Day 1 was any indication, the rest of the tournament promised more thrills, spills, and unforgettable moments.
Sep 15, 2022 - Mixed Games - Scramble, Shamble, Alternate Shot, and 1-Club
Park City Municipal Golf Course "THE MUNI"
(1 point per match)
Score at the end of Day 2: Lords 3 - Nobles 3
As dawn's first light kissed "The Muni", the stage was set for another chapter in the G-Cup saga. With the mercury hovering at a delightful 68 degrees and the azure sky devoid of clouds, players donned their shorts and pullovers, ready for a day of golfing drama.
Match 1: Andrew Moyer & Paul Fung vs. Dan Wright & Alex Locke
From the get-go, Paul "The Moyer Whisperer" Fung and Andrew Moyer seemed to have a telepathic connection. Their synergy was palpable, quickly amassing a formidable 4-up lead in a mere 8 holes. But Dan and Alex, embodying the spirit of underdogs everywhere, refused to be overshadowed. With determination in their eyes, they clawed back, hole by hole. However, the Lords' early blitzkrieg and unwavering focus ensured they held their ground, wrapping up the match 3 & 2. A classic tale of early dominance meeting fierce resistance.
Match 2: Connor Fee & Richard Hewitt vs. Chris Derr & Brannon Santos
The opening salvo was fired by Richard and Connor, who, against all odds, managed a birdie, standing toe-to-toe with Chris and Brannon's intimidating eagle putts. But that initial burst of brilliance was the high point for the Lords duo. Chris and Brannon, perhaps channeling the spirits of golf legends, seized control and never looked back. The pièce de résistance? Derr's audacious drive on the 280-yard par-four third hole, armed with just a single club, which landed tantalizingly close, a mere 12 feet from the pin. Their synergy and skill culminated in a commanding 5 & 3 victory, a testament to their dominance on the day.
Match 3: Colin Davy & Alex Levy vs. Mark Fung & Jon Cifuentes
Mark Fung, in a display of audacity and sheer luck, bladed a wedge from off the green. The ball, as if guided by divine intervention, collided with the flag and dropped in for a birdie, drawing gasps from all present.
Both teams, not to be outdone, showcased their prowess with birdies on the fourth. However, the Lords found themselves in treacherous waters, trailing by five by the tenth hole. A brief resurgence saw them win two consecutive holes, but the Nobles, with unwavering determination, stamped their authority, sealing the match 4 & 2.
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The day's action culminated in spirited putting and chipping contests, with golfers locked in friendly duels. Bets flew thick and fast, fortunes were made and lost, and the atmosphere was electric. Curious hotel guests, lured by the raucous celebrations, joined in, adding to the festivities.
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As the sun set on Day 2 of the G-Cup 2023, tales of unparalleled shots, fierce competitions, and friendly banter echoed in the night. With two days down, the anticipation for Day 3 reached a fever pitch.
Sep 16, 2019 - Singles
Wasatch Mountain Golf Course - Lake
(1 point per match)
Score at the end of Day 3: Nobles 7 - Lords 5
The grand finale of the G-Cup 2023 unfolded at the picturesque Wasatch Lake, where the Lords and Nobles clashed in six riveting singles matches, each a story of its own.
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Match 1: Andrew Moyer vs. Mark Fung
The day kicked off with David vs. Goliath match. Moyer - ever pleased to be the big man forgot who actually won that battle and when reminded, quipped "So what, he got in one good shot." Oh how that would come back to bite him.
Moyer's 40ft birdie putt on the first hole sent a clear message, but Fung, embodying David's might, responded with a 215yd 5-wood to pin high on the second. The match was a seesaw battle, with Fung's 10ft downhill par putt on the 18th, accompanied by a Tiger-esque fist pump, sealing a narrow victory. Moyer's valiant comeback from 4-down was a testament to the never-say-die spirit of the G-Cup but just wasn't enough to claim victory.
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Match 2: Paul Fung vs. Brannon Santos
Santos, with a putter as hot as the Wasatch sun, birdied the first and continued his onslaught, leaving Fung to channel his frustrations into a potential club toss championship. Despite a late rally from Fung, Santos's divine intervention on a downhill par 5, where the trees graciously returned his errant shot to the fairway, underscored a day where everything seemed to align for him, culminating in a 5 and 3 victory.
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Match 3: Alex Levy vs. Chris Derr
Levy's misadventure on the third, where his tee shot found another hole, set the stage for a match where Derr's consistency off the tee was the deciding factor. Derr's bogey-free round, a first for him, against Levy's struggle with wayward drives, resulted in a 5 and 3 victory for the Nobles, showcasing the pivotal role of precision in the face of adversity.
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Match 4: Connor Fee vs. Jon Cifuentes
Fee's day was a rollercoaster of emotions, with nerves so palpable they translated into the shakes over putts. Yet, his putter was ablaze, tallying over 100 feet of putts. Cifuentes's early lead was eroded by untimely shanks, setting the stage for a dramatic 17th hole where Fee's kick-in birdie from 80 yards was overshadowed by Cifuentes's 40-foot eagle. The match concluded on the 18th with a pushed hole leaving Fee the 1 up victor.
Match 5: Richard Hewitt vs. Dan Wright
Hewitt's 12-footer on the first was a harbinger of his putting prowess, complemented by a miraculous chip-in on the 7th. Wright's struggle was palpable, with his opening tee shots finding the woods, setting a tone of struggle against Hewitt's smooth three-wood strokes and lag putting mastery. The match was a showcase of resilience and the cruel, unpredictable nature of golf.
Match 6: Colin Davy vs. Alex Locke
This match was a symphony of lead changes, with seven in just the front nine. Locke's aquatic misadventure on the 5th and Davy's dream-crushing 20-foot putt on the 8th were just preludes to a back nine filled with drama, strategy, and a shared desire to deliver a match for the ages. Locke's par on the 17th sealed the deal, concluding a match where every shot was a narrative in itself.
As the sun set on Wasatch Lake, the G-Cup 2023 etched itself into the annals of golfing camaraderie and competition. Each match, a microcosm of the passion, skill, and sportsmanship that define this cherished tournament, left players and spectators alike with stories to recount and memories to cherish until the next tee-off.
